Day 17

Lesson 43: Bring more high heeled shoes to London

So back in the states, I usually have this problem where I tower over roughly 87.2% of the guys. It could be that because in my heels of choice I'm over 6 feet tall, or it could be because I go to a school where a large percent of the population are short Jewish boys who all come from the tri-state area which has caused me to believe that there's something in the water there that has been causing the male population to continuously become shorter and shorter. Across the sea, over here in Londontowne, boys are taller. And damnit, I like it. I finally get to wear my dead sexy hooker heels and 5" boots without feeling like I'm walking down the street with my chest at direct eye-level of the boys. I'm only regretting not bringing more of my sexy ass shoes with me (mom can you buy me some new ones for when you come?? size 8.5, thanks).

Lesson 44: While London may be a fashion epicenter, some people still struggle

I've seen more people than I can count on my fingers wearing Sketchers Shapeups. Major fashion fuckups.