Day 10

Lesson 32: When the dishwasher is broken, you must handwash the dishes

Or else be prepared to deal with...

I present to you exhibit A: a moldy spoon that had been sitting in our broken dishwasher for over 2 days.

Lesson 33: Americans are dumb

So Thursday was my first day of classes, and my longest day ever. I kicked it off with my British Politics class, and was already assigned a topic for a 1-sided debate. Despite the fact that I am a gov major, I have never done a debate. Due to my lack of experience with debates, my general assumption was that there are supposed to be two different sides presented, and then you argue. Evidently I'm supposed to do a debate on my own...innnnnteresting. Anywho, my next class was my History of London class. At the very beginning our professor, who was looking quite snazzy in his blue wool sweater with a pocket con pocket protector on his arm, gave a quiz about American/world history. The questions were extremely esoteric but I still felt like an imbecile...no sir, I do not know the capitals of at least 10 sub-Saharan African countries. Sorry dude.

Lesson 34: Fun fact of the day

King George had a disease that made him go crazy and made his pee turn purple. Must have been some funky asparagus.